OOT Ganondorf with cape: I swear WW Ganondorf, he didn’t mean to call you fat and weak.
OOT Ganondorf: But he is! And he’s the lamest one out of all of us because he also uses 2 swords, even TP Ganondorf and his curls are cooler than you!
Pig Ganondorf: I wasn’t even in the pic…..
Aku: “Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku.”
Ganondorf: Good one!